Zitat von: CIA
SCHMINGMÄH
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Der Drachenlord - Part 1
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#193462 TreuerStadtschinken 23 Feb. 2024, 15:50
Zitat von: Schweiner
Arschgebirge, dasLüg(g)endexd
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#193463 Rummelbumser 23 Feb. 2024, 16:11Der Drache gönnt sich heute so richtig, weil heute das Wachstums-Schanzengesetz verabschiedet wurde. Er hat immer gsacht ghabt, dass er 2024 seine finanziellen Sorgen los sein wird.
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#193464 Diabositas 23 Feb. 2024, 16:15Zitat von: Rummelbumser
Der Drache gönnt sich heute so richtig, weil heute das Wachstums-Schanzengesetz verabschiedet wurde. Er hat immer gsacht ghabt, dass er 2024 seine finanziellen Sorgen los sein wird.Außerdem vielleicht bald Bubatz legal. Dann raucht er auch auf Lunge! -
#193465 Mimon Baraka 23 Feb. 2024, 16:16Zitat von: CIA
Äh duäh Uwe eßßder Mäddß is etzad gands schlechd bei mir hier wechne Austßiehne undßoweider mei Oper is heude scho widder kschdobbne weißt du...
Wie unvorteilhaft kann ein T-Shirt sein?
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#193467 Jacknife 23 Feb. 2024, 16:43Zitat von: S.P.Q.R.
Hat deine Erzeugerin auch gemeint mit den Hieben als ich ihr den goldenen Lichtsäbel unten eingeschenkt hatte.What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Sie meinte dann zu mir, selbst Rainer war besser als du
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#193469 Pensident 23 Feb. 2024, 16:56Zitat von: Jacknife
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.Sorry aber ich rede kein amerikanisch.
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#193471 Karl Klammer 23 Feb. 2024, 17:01
Zitat von: Pensident
Sorry aber ich rede kein amerikanisch.und wie stehts um dein französisch? chrmchrm
Englisch klappt dafür aber ganz gut, aber nur auf einem Flügel.
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#193472 Deleted member 1212 23 Feb. 2024, 17:12
Zitat von: Jacknife
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.Hallo???
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#193473 Mimon Baraka 23 Feb. 2024, 17:13
Zitat von: Jacknife
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Welch eynen verschissenen Unfug schicktest du dich zur Hölle nochmal an, über das heilige römische Reych in die Welt herauszuthragen, du Lustknabe? Seyd drumb in Kennthnisz gesetzet, dass min threue Sünderseele meynes Gewalthauvns besther Landsknecht gewesen und an Schwerthzügen gegen holländische Rebellen meynen Theil trug, derer nicht nur zahlreych, sondern auch occulter Natura waren. Dem Herrgotth gefihl es, dreimalhunderth Feynde durch das Werk meyner Hände umbkommen zu lassen. Geschuhlth im Kleynkrieg sowie als ersther Arkebusier des Exercitus Imperii bist du nichts denn einer weytheren Ordre. Mit einer von Christenouge ungeschauter Genauigkeyth, wird das von mir für dich zugedachte Ende seyn, so wahrhafftig mir der allmächtige Herrgotth beysteht. Gibst Du dich wahrlich dem Irrglauben hin, sondergleychen Deppeschen an das Publikum richten zu vermögen imstande zu seyn? Bedenk deynen Irrtum, Dirnenbock! Just als du dieser Zeylen lesend ansichtig wirst, fand meine congregatio occulta von Ränkeschmieden in allen Reichslanden bereyths die Lage deyner Scholle, also erwahrthe den Sturm, du Schweinehund. Der Sturm, derer das gar Lächerliche hinforth wehet, was dir als deyn Leben zu bezeychnen gefällig ist. Du bist verschiszen toth, Bursche. Ich vermag dich immer und überall in hundert Weysen zu erschlagen und das nur Kraft meyner blanken Hände. Nicht genug, als der Christenheyth besther Schwertfürer geboren zu seyn, auch das gesammelte Arsenal des teutschen Keysers Heer seynd mir zu Händen gereycht; dies dargeboten wird es meynem Anschickem nützlich seyn, das dir von Gott zugetheilte ärschlich anmuthend Antlitz aus Evropa zu thilgen. Wärest du im Wissen um die unheiligen Consequencia deiner Publicatio gewesen, vielleicht hätte deiner listig Zunge Kunde keyne zukünftig Damnatio geborgen. Doch sie ward verwerflich und dieser Schuld gilt es nun Buße zu thragen, du von Gott verdammter Narr. Gerechter Zorn soll bis zu deynem Ersticken über dir ausgeschissen seyn. Du bist beim Teuffel nochmal toth, Kindt. -
#193474 DieguteEntevonSzechuan 23 Feb. 2024, 17:17
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#193475 Deleted member 1212 23 Feb. 2024, 17:22
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Open your mind
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#193476 TreuerStadtschinken 23 Feb. 2024, 17:27
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Wie unvorteilhaft kanneinT-Shirtsein?
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#193477 TreuerStadtschinken 23 Feb. 2024, 17:28
Zitat von: DieguteEntevonSzechuan
Beruf: Fettgesicht
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#193478 DieguteEntevonSzechuan 23 Feb. 2024, 17:29
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Beruf: FettgesichtWie so ein Held aus einem Anime dem die <14 jährigen Mädels nachdackeln. -
#193479 TreuerStadtschinken 23 Feb. 2024, 17:32
Zitat von: DieguteEntevonSzechuan
Wie so ein Held aus einem Anime dem die <14 jährigen Mädels nachdackeln.Eher Maddschin Buh!
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