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  • #16741 Karl Klammer 1 Juni 2024, 20:27

    hypozeps weil zu wenig dran ist

  • #16742 Karl Klammer 1 Juni 2024, 20:35



    Scheiße hat der sonst nix zu tun?

  • #16743 Deleted member 4404 2 Juni 2024, 00:56

    Zitat von: Muskelbóbr



    Scheiße hat der sonst nix zu tun?


    Merkste selber oder
    junge samstag abend und du schaust youtube

  • #16744 unwürdigerknecht 2 Juni 2024, 12:16

  • #16745 dr.fauci 2 Juni 2024, 13:34

    Zitat von: Yung Yuner



    When I come home from work, I'm fiendin for an eight-ball
    I got crack on my mind, I'm hearin cocaine call
    Telling me to beep the dealer to deliver me stuff
    Keep it a secret from my wife, cause she thinks I don't use drugs
    There I was, bleedin from my nose and damn
    I couldn't breathe but I'm still thinkin about the next gram
    It's Friday night, I'm not trying to leave my crib doped
    I'll kill myself while the dealer's eating Japanese food
    I ain't got no pride, I'm buyin this shit
    I'm lying to myself telling the runner I'm trying to quit
    It's all make believe, I pretend that I'm true
    When you give me credit, I'm dodging you every chance that I get to
    Even if it's good, I'll sniff it up in a minute
    Beep you back complain that you put too much cut in it
    If you fall for that - and bring me a new sack
    I'll be making more crazy faces than Jim Carrey on crack
    Cause yo I'm ripped, I owe you loot, plus I annoy you
    I deserve to be murdered, but the coke is doing it for you
    I got nerve, can you put them pills on my bill?
    Yo I'll you we're friends and yo we don't even chill
    I need drugs
    I need drugs
    Baking soda, cocaine, how sweet
    I need to find me a crack pipe and I'm complete
    I got these crack dealers chasing me through the cement jungle
    'cause they gave me shit to sell and yo I smoked the whole bundle
    Yo I can't front - I got dope in my spleen
    And I'm telling everyone at this N.A. meeting I'm thirty days clean
    I won't die even with tuberculosis
    I could go on forever mixing dope with my method dosage
    You could find me at Brighton Beach or Coney Island
    Or Rikers Island
    My crack pipe is my violin
    I play along to the police siren
    My eyes squint looking for crack on the floor
    picking up breadcrumbs and lint
    I don't know who I am, ask me I couldn't say
    I took a chance and tried to get clean and it lasted one day
    Tried to go to rehab too but couldn't get admitted
    And if there's money missing from your pocketbook you know who did it
    I need drugs
    I need drugs
    As a young teen I started with marijuana
    Then graduated to coke 'cause I needed something stronger
    Mescaline, dust, downers, injections sensation
    I love to experience a patient's medication
    I smoked the drugs off the back of my hands
    All I need is a hit of it and I'll create a new dance
    Protect yourself, baby cover yourself up
    My body swings all over once my seizure erupts
    Into a frenzy, on the phone I got thirty sack
    But when we meet face-to-face, I got ten dollars less
    Made up my mind, I'm quittin' I'm swearing in tears
    I'm not gonna get high, I'll only drink bizz
    Can't sit and wait for my dealer to come provide it
    Gotta party to go to and I'm the only one invited
    I search the entire house for the damn white mouse
    And when I finally find it, I'll sniff the whole ounce
    I need drugs
    I need drugs
    Dealer, listen to me
    When I come home from work
    Fiendin' for an eight-ball
    Nose candy on my mind
    I've come to realize, you need me
    And if you want me to keep coppin'
    Give me a free piece
    It's my birthday
    Yesterday
    Anyway
    I'm gonna go sniff this
    I'll beep you in an hour
    I hate you

    danke für diese Perle moruk

  • #16746 םחטצ 2 Juni 2024, 13:39

    Zitat von: dr.fauci

    danke für diese Perle moruk

    brauchsu fentanül diggi

  • #16747 dr.fauci 2 Juni 2024, 13:43

    Zitat von: Yung Yuner

    brauchsu fentanül diggi
    hast du zufällig fentayl aufkleba ? Codein und Tillidin ist genug da

  • #16748 םחטצ 2 Juni 2024, 13:47

    Zitat von: dr.fauci

    hast du zufällig fentayl aufkleba ? Codein und Tillidin ist genug da

    ich hör mich mal um

    ...

    rip uncle howie

  • #16749 unwürdigerknecht 2 Juni 2024, 14:17

  • #16750 unwürdigerknecht 2 Juni 2024, 15:18


    Taucher übersehen

  • #16751 Schuppenflechte 2 Juni 2024, 15:57

    Zitat von: unwürdigerknecht

    Taucher übersehen
    Ein Taucher der nicht taucht, taucht nicht.

  • #16752 Karl Klammer 2 Juni 2024, 19:09

    1717320040122864.jpg


    Wie weit hoch kämt ihr ohne euch einzukack0rn?

  • Mod/RDW
    #16753 ProfHase 2 Juni 2024, 19:57

  • #16754 םחטצ 2 Juni 2024, 20:07

    Bros mache Brodinge

  • #16755 Gnaller 2 Juni 2024, 21:34

    Der Channel hat einige recht nette Hörspiele


  • #16756 םחטצ 2 Juni 2024, 22:46

    wallah ansage

  • #16757 Deleted member 4404 3 Juni 2024, 01:42

    Yuuuuuuuuuuuner

  • #16758 םחטצ 3 Juni 2024, 02:30

    das bist du oder, gucci

  • #16759 Deleted member 4404 3 Juni 2024, 03:29

    Nein yuner deine inster links sin mal widder kagge un funkzioniern ned

  • #16760 םחטצ 3 Juni 2024, 03:32

    Zitat von: rehcoog

    Nein yuner deine inster links sin mal widder kagge un funkzioniern ned

    das liegt wohl kaum an mir

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